There is something amiss!
I have stumbled on a little thing that is, in my opinion, pointing to one of the most evil plot of this century yet, (last century as well!)
I do not know if you have noticed, but most of the time, if you isolate yourself for some well deserved relief in a corporate rest room, you will find, at the level of your eyes, on the dividing wall of the stall, a toilet seat cover dispenser. So far no evil plot detected.
The little thing that triggered my suspicion is the statement printed on the dispenser “ Provided By The Management For Your Protection”.
You might think that I am overreacting to a laudable intention from the part of the management providing the facility. They are just being nice, right?
Wait a second before indulging in gratitude.
Just consider that other danger are not given the same level of attention:
No helmet provided in case of roof collapse.
No safety belt to prevent you from falling from the seat in case of earthquake, sudden torpor or accidental slip.
No stirrup provided for stability.
No vision goggle to protect from accidental flash.
No earplug to protect from loud noise.
The partition wall stops at a few feet from the floor thereby exposing you to evil and (generaly!) unwanted intrusion from the feet of any wide stancing Member of Congress, and so on!
What’s going on there?
Why is my rear end judged so valuable by the management to justify the expense of special protection?
Is there dark plotting involving the Vice President, Master Rumfeld, Homeland Security and the shadow of a Politico-Corporate Evil Empire?
Fellows Restroom Users Unite! As far as I am concerned I will follow (hmm Paraphrase the great Charlton Easton) by standing for my butt and shout loudly “(“I’ll give you my butt when you take it from my cold, dead backside”),
I have stumbled on a little thing that is, in my opinion, pointing to one of the most evil plot of this century yet, (last century as well!)
I do not know if you have noticed, but most of the time, if you isolate yourself for some well deserved relief in a corporate rest room, you will find, at the level of your eyes, on the dividing wall of the stall, a toilet seat cover dispenser. So far no evil plot detected.
The little thing that triggered my suspicion is the statement printed on the dispenser “ Provided By The Management For Your Protection”.
You might think that I am overreacting to a laudable intention from the part of the management providing the facility. They are just being nice, right?
Wait a second before indulging in gratitude.
Just consider that other danger are not given the same level of attention:
No helmet provided in case of roof collapse.
No safety belt to prevent you from falling from the seat in case of earthquake, sudden torpor or accidental slip.
No stirrup provided for stability.
No vision goggle to protect from accidental flash.
No earplug to protect from loud noise.
The partition wall stops at a few feet from the floor thereby exposing you to evil and (generaly!) unwanted intrusion from the feet of any wide stancing Member of Congress, and so on!
What’s going on there?
Why is my rear end judged so valuable by the management to justify the expense of special protection?
Is there dark plotting involving the Vice President, Master Rumfeld, Homeland Security and the shadow of a Politico-Corporate Evil Empire?
Fellows Restroom Users Unite! As far as I am concerned I will follow (hmm Paraphrase the great Charlton Easton) by standing for my butt and shout loudly “(“I’ll give you my butt when you take it from my cold, dead backside”),
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1 comment:
I would like that very much if they started putting stirrups on public toilets.
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